The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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