So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
