If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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