just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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