So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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