Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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