if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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