Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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