Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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