Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
