Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
