i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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