I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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