Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
