U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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