If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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