is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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