come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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