I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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