I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
oh god the rape fog is back!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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