I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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