ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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