I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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