real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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