are you still at the devil's house?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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