I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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