i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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