I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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