I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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