Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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