Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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