Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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