he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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