Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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