If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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