I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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