You really coming over, don't trick.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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