I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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