ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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