He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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