apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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