I didn't shave. On purpose
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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