it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You are a genius and a whore.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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