called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
