why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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