brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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