I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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