Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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