Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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