I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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