You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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