In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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