I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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