He is such a slut. More and more my type.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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