I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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