I don't think brook has ever known best
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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