After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
sex on a bike is impossible
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