there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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